Sorting Hat trolling like a MF (Chris Melberger inspired)

I haven't finished the Harry Potter Movies nor have I read the books, and my friends hate me for it

Asi es⚡️

#ifiwenttohogwarts (a pastatute shindig//really hoping someone didn't already do this// ft. My horrible accent)

#ifiwenttohogwarts I'm sure this joke has been so much (a pastatute thing)

#hogwartslife #hufflepuff #ravenclaw

Hello, losers...

normally I would put this on my spam account but there's no point in doing that now 😂

#ifiwenttohogwarts I would get called a muggle so fast

#HighatHogwarts IB Adam P'Funk Newman Giliweed

the only one i stan.