The first guy to tell someone to eat a bag of dicks, and the guy that didn't know how to respond to that

don't get me started

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First guy to say "rip you a new asshole" was very serious about but didn't really think it through

I showed him!!!

Hey TopHatBox was this what you were trying to do mate?

Get it?! Cause he's a Jerk!

Eat this sausage. That's right. Choke on it. Took a year, but I'm on to your bullshit. I ain't vindictive but I'll make an exception.

Bigots. Can't live with them. Can't drown 'em in a tub of shit.

Someone just dropped a bag of some unsavory donuts in front of me, I mean, who puts donuts in a bag AMIRITE?!?

Fucking shit.