#I’mSorryAboutYourTinyPenis MeliSka

I am not толстая asshole

im not TOLSTAYA

This has been a PSA

#Sorrynotsorry

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IM PISSING MYSELF HAHAHAA

#tinyJokes

I'm actually a man..jokes on you, fellas. #CheesyPickUpLines Stosh! It's not working again. Aahh.

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My lip squeaked so I had to post it. Also, I never said I was funny or original. So suck it, self.