I bet the #ObeseWiener is dreaming about full garbage cans with ramps for easy access.

The #ObeseWiener is just not fazed by my shenanigans.

Happy #ObeseWiener dreams. I'm sure food is involved.

The #ObeseWiener started to rub her butt on the floor, then realized I was watching so she had to switch to Cute mode.

#TBT that time the #ObeseWiener started rubbing her butt on the floor then realized I was watching #ImTooCuteToScold

Before #TBT is over... the #ObeseWiener started to rub her butt on the floor, but saw I was watching & switched to cute mode.

#WrapYourWiener #TheStruggleIsReal #ObeseWiener

Even the #ObeseWiener has #RelationshipGoals 💞🙈

"Fuck off, lady. Don't even get me started on that squirrels nest you call hair." #ObeseWiener

Thank you for flying #ObeseWiener Airlines. ✈️Make sure your seatbelt is tightly fastened and your seat back is in the upright position 💺

Wow a vine of a sleeping dog. So much creativity