If I'm not here in the morning, you can find me out in a boat floating down the freeway. 🚣🏻

Spring time in Texas. Ugh.

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FAILS LMFAO 😂😂😂😂😂

😭😭😭 It's gonna be a loooong night. 🌀⚡️☁️ #hookecho #tornado

Woke up to check the weather, and I see that tropical storm "Bill" snuck up here during the night. 😳🌀 Here we go! #TSBill

Stay safe precious ones TheFlannelKing, Little Lullaby, obyewan

I'll never wash my car again! 😳😁😭😭😭⚡️🌀

JESUS

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