Thank Jeebus for placing this monster in a place I can pass off as a puncture wound..

I'll would just close my eyes, scream and shoot...multiple times.

My lip squeaked so I had to post it. Also, I never said I was funny or original. So suck it, self.

Seriously!! Wow! MR.Segi for starting this madness tonight! I now get to act like an asshole and hate everyone under 1k! Whoooppp

Sorry coming off a cold. Still.

Oh so what you're saying is I'm female and I'll cut you?

Have bags will travel (background noise brought to you by my space heater cause I'm freezing)

She probably didn't mean it this way but I took it this way because that's what I do.

I didn't realize what I said until after she looked at me weird and then walked away..

You don't know my life, TV.