When your #wcw puts y'all chipotle in her purse before you walk into the theater... #relatable

When you have to dump her because you caught her sneaking some of your waffle fries... #relatable

When your #WCW makes a Rent-A-Center payment for you... #relatable

That just happened. No es bueno.

Fellas, pull shorty close to you and whisper "my couch pulls out, but I don't" ever so gently in her ear... #WorthAShot #relatable

Woe is me.

When your #WCW breaks up with you for the guy she met on christianmingles.com...#relatable

When ya lady gets out the shower and you just wanna lick her succulent lady meat from the back like funfetti cake batter... #relatable

When your #WCW is the getaway driver after you robbed a dunkin doughnuts... #relatable

Except I've had them here like a billion times for the same thing. Wanna be my neighbor?

Sure. I am. I post pointless things about Milly or Hey Arnold all the time.