Really Apple. Your product can do every thing else under the sun except turn the fucking flash light on😡

When an asshole gets the iPhone 6.

It's like the ghost of Steve Jobs takes over my 4s & updates everyfuckingthing. What fresh hell has this wrought? Stay tuned.

Apple watch.

Dang that #flash is #bright. thats why I don't use it 😝#iphone5s

Kudos to Apple. Honestly if this was Windows I'd still be on the phone.

My phone crapped out on me so I have to use my iPad 😧

I needs a motherfucking Apple Jenis to fix all this shit.

One more time. Maybe this time...

My subtle way of bragging about my ridiculously large new iPhone.

Even though I'm still a month behind haha