I'm the only reason they have this app

Have a glass of wine. Smoke a joint.

I guess I just don't understand the hoopla. It's just a weekend to me.

I'm not used to this not hungover life

Keep ya dick to ya damn self!!!! I have yet to meet anyone on this app that appreciates getting VMs of u jacking off!

I'm thoroughly impressed with my life choices

This app is such a good friend. This is truly like a death. Love and respect to Evan Breen chard and precautiousbear for their vines. 💞😥💞

Stop kill us.

My thing stopped thinging

So as per my calendar it's day 8 of not smoking not 7 ! Hahah. Diet and quitting smoking ---- I'd kill someone for bacon and a cigarette !!

Follow the chuggingwhiskey #the5pack amazing & funny & beautiful ❤️❤️