“It was my boobs! For God’s sake, make them smaller!”

I'm not pregnant, drunk, or high. But I'm a pretty big diiiil (like pretty big deal but a pickle get it)

❤️Tina Marie❤️ I would join in if I drank, but I only drank really as a teenager 😜(deep seeded issues growing up with alcoholic) plus I c...

So I'm trying to get it down fast

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When your friend wants a sip of your drink and bites the straw.🙄

jordanchen

wow, girl

im fat oh well

😂😂

SHE DOESNT GET IT