“If I went to Hogwarts…” (a past-tense narrative)

I'd be concerned about ethnic slurs, #ifiwenttohogwarts. (pastatute)

#ifiwenttohogwarts I'm sure this joke has been so much (a pastatute thing)

#ifiwenttohogwarts (a pastatute shindig//really hoping someone didn't already do this// ft. My horrible accent)

#IfIWentToHogwarts [pastatute]

#ifiwenttohogwarts I would get called a muggle so fast

#ifiwenttohogwarts tbh I'd never get there to begin with (pastatute tag)

It'd be a name-changer, #ifiwenttohogwarts. (pastatute)

#ifiwenttohogwarts idk all british people defying the laws of physics look the same to me (da pastatute thing)

#ifiwenttohogwarts pastatute

It'd be a name-changer, #ifiwenttohogwarts. [Cutting room floor version.] (pastatute)