If veterinarians wrote police dramas… (Feel free to tag Matt Post—I don’t want to spam his account, uh… damn.)

If veterinarians wrote cop dramas. (More Matt Post-inspired nonsense.)

If veterinarians/zoologists wrote cop dramas.

If veterinarians wrote cop dramas. (Inspired by a brilliant Matt Post series along the same lines.)

If veterinarians/zoologists wrote cop dramas.

If veterinarians/zoologists wrote cop dramas. (I'd apologize for the repetition, but this is just way too much fun!)

Inspired by Matt Post's "Cop Drama Written by 7-Year-Old". 🚓🚨🚔

Doctor must we always play this game?

…yeah :')

Ta da!

Lies the vet tells you.