If you've said "I told you so", "Get over yourselves", "You're just talking to your phone", etc., just go ☺️🖕

And it's saddening and maddening.

I hate to do this.

Me me me me me me me. You know what I'm saying.

When you're about to correct someone until you realize what they thought you said sounded better than what you actually said.

Just pretend I'm saying something [not] witty, something preachy, or something bitchy.

Legit conversation I just had in my head.

I hate my hair.

Love letter to those not yet angry.

I'll take a nice shower.