“New thing” – Part 1

A knight in armor, wearing a black "OBEY" cap and pixelated sunglasses, stands against a backdrop of Earth from space, holding a glowing green Mountain Dew bottle and two cigarettes in its mouth; text appears and disappears over the image, first reading "ETH NEW, ALV" and then "I'M THINKING ABOUT DOING SOMETHING NEW, MR_ALVA'S FRIDAY FEATURE!".