#ladies listen up. I'm tired of hearing how we are all assholes. Take the message. #teamtexas

I saw this and had to share. No I'm not sexist but it was funny! #teamtexas

For one day... How hard is that? Like pulling teeth. #teamtexas

I shall dive straight in to the belly of the beast, and stick a big boot up its furry red ass. #Badass #CalmBeforeTheStorm #teamtexas

Had to trim up for work, but it's still there. #teamtexas #bbbsquad #beardedbadassbandits

I'm done. #teamtexas

#Womenbullshit #teamtexas #Fatboyrants

Hey #Austintx let's keep it weird. I'm headed your way. #teamtexas #Austin

Screw you, I'm from Texas. #teamtexas #damnyankees

This is fact. #teamtexas

Happy Thursday everyone. #teamtexas #giggity