"That never happened to me so I have a hard time believing it." Please remember to add "never happened to me YET" in order to be honest.

The guy who uses convoluted yet effective analogies to make his points on current events.

Yes. Just like a monorail.

And it's saddening and maddening.

#relatable when you're telling the #truth and someone doesn't #believe you. Happens to me ALL the time!... Ok not all the time. Sometimes 😜

...why do I even talk to you.

My reputation precedes me I suppose. ❤️

I can't even even.

YOU ARE ALL WRONG.

Im speechless.

PLEASE WATCH ME SO I NEVER HAVE TO FEEL THE CRIPPLING LONELINESS THAT IS AT THE CORE OF SELF-GROWTH! HELP ME DISTRACT MYSELF FROM PAINNNNN