#fuckedupnurseryrhymes that my mom taught me.

#nurseryrhymes I may have vined this before but not with this butchered accent.

#fuckingupnurseryrhymes day late, but this was a nursery rhyme my mother taught me when I was little.

I love em, but they're effen crazy!!!

It's over!!

At least I'm not the only stoner in my building.

No reason. I just like the color of my beard. You may return to ignoring my tuneless howling.

#milkshakebringingalltheboystotheyard and yes, it's that long that to fit all those letters. 🍆🍆

#ShittyPeople

#Clapping4fairies #ripvine

Fuck my neighbors. Wait until 1 a.m.