Sometimes I wish I was a guy so I could say stupid shit like this

I don't have a dick.

Maybe I need to tone it down on my foul language😩😂😂

THIS IS WHAT I SHOULD HAVE SAID DAMN IT FML 😂

I suck.

Basically I'm about to curse 2015 because this hair and face need washed before I can go buy some pork... So.. Fuck

Fucking sick of this shit, want my god damned life back 😫😢

i quit na 😭😭😭😭💀💀💀 uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh lol

So irresponsible, they needa get their shit together. Especially wit that "gay censor" shit

"I own being an asshole." I know way too many people who say things like this. "I don't get along with my peers, yay me!" 😂

Hey bitch!