If I don't like something, I don't insult the person. I just keep scrolling.

By those standards, I'm one scheming, devious tramp. I can't believe I have to explain that I'm nice because I like to be.

THIS IS WHAT I SHOULD HAVE SAID DAMN IT FML 😂

Actual conversation with my bestie earlier. I'm an empty unfeeling bitch.

I did not plan this unfortunate stutter

And it hurt so bad it made me cry.

YOUR friend. Ok.

Yep.

I need to follow different people

🙄