Hector can't stand when anyone has more fun than him #LNICButtHurt

I wish I was funny or had big tits. Oh wait... #LNICTerribleThings #LNIC

It's in a "delicate" spot. Like where you sit. #LNICDidThatHurt #LNIC

Even Da illusive Buttman has heard the cries #LNICButtHurt 😎😎...(🙈🙊🙈😭😭😭IBlame THE OGDJ 😩sorry✌😈😝😂)

#LNICWhatYouGot #LNIC

Doh. #LNICTurntUp #LNIC

This is the worst shit I could find. Ouch. But #LNICItsWhatYouDo on a Saturday night. #shudduptreekay #ikeelyoumuddafukka #LNIC

#LNICCruelLifeJokes #LNIC

I do NOT want to wallow in misery. Well, maybe a little bit, but I'm not giving up so easily. #LNICTheMonsterInsideMe #LNIC

Complete with old guy jaw tics. #LNICinsults #LNIC

#LNICCruelLifeJokes #LNIC