Me right now…

A composite image displays four mugshots of individuals under a headline about a Facebook torture case, with a blurred background. The scene then cuts to a blurry, low-angle shot of a person in a dark outfit standing in a store aisle, with a white object on the floor. This is followed by a static image of a stick figure wearing a patriotic top hat, pointing at a list that reads "Eh", "Wtf", "Crucify Them", and "Someone's getting napalm up their ass really soon".