You’re not made of marble to me.

We’ll keep looking :)

“A marble penis in a hat…”

We’ll keep looking…

“Mon cher, ce n’est pas votre femme… Alors, calmez-vous.”

I’m really enjoying our conversations.

I really enjoy our conversations; you’re such a smart guy… ohhh.

A police officer on vacation #1

We need to do something…

You’ll do it yourself.

Never! Never before has Vorobyyaninov stretched out his hands like that… You should stretch out your legs instead! (12 chairs)