Spongebob

a sequence of title cards with text indicating the passage of time, starting with "3:28 AM" on a blue patterned background, followed by "THREE WEEKS LATER" on a brown patterned background, then "MANY MONTHS LATER" on a green patterned background, and finally "SO MUCH LATER THAT THE OLD NARRATOR GOT TIRED OF WAITING AND THEY HAD TO HIRE A NEW ONE" on a dark blue patterned background. The text changes in sequence, each card appearing after the previous one, with no other movement or action.