Let’s break down what you’ve written into parts.

Here’s a brief introduction about me:

Hello, assuming you’re not joking…)))

Well, yes, that was quite interesting. Thank you.

I'm kidding now

Well, you really are a jerk…)))

It really took some effort to make everyone so happy.

When I learned about the new work schedule…

What are you carrying?

Hello, thank you very much for the information… But I don’t have any water even for today. I can’t find you in our situation; in this case, things would have to be called differently. I don’t want to attend the performance this year; we were aware of that already.

Follow safety procedures.