Waifu Cancer

A man with a yellow face, a grey cap, and sunglasses lies in bed next to a woman with brown hair, both under a blue blanket. The man says he will throw the woman on the couch if she says something corny like "in bed with me," while the woman replies that she is happy her husband is back where he belongs and that she was going to say "on iFunny with all of his cringy meme friends" but that works too. The scene is static and does not change.