Plasma… Russians, forward!

This affects everyone.

Urgent news from America: Russia and America—friendship! Please help.

We’ll search for them everywhere!

Cheer them up properly!

Russia creates a plasma accelerator for interplanetary flights.(plasma compression and acceleration in an electromagnetic field.)

And later…

Let’s rename “Physics” to “Pathysics”!

Watoyzradators putentTV

Russian television.

Again, nothing works.