First I’ll cut my hair, and then we can talk about doing some “coub” (if that’s possible).

Hello

I’m going to get a haircut. Yes, I really need it (my hair’s getting too long/dirty/etc.).

Take it.

"I'm going to let my hair grow out long again," sounded much better than this currently looks. Good lord.

Vote. The option is either super short and easy to understand… or completely beyond my comprehension. There’s no middle ground.

I'm feeling jaded, but I have to go and laser cut now...

And not just my upper lip.

Fabulous.

Or just anybody that would give me a job.

Man what is the world speaking on today??? Someone give me the scoop