But I'll shit post like I've been doing for the past few days
When you wanna cosplay but you're on a budget
I've never been so turned on by sports
Bet y'all thought I was gonna say "sleep with the person they cheated on me with"
When it's getting to the good part but a Chatroom opens in mystic messenger
Every time a desperate boy is informed about my relationship status
"I think you have the wrong idea"
"No I have a family to feed"
Weird ways I made friends this year
When you accidentally think of a really good way to HURT ZEN