Connortheotter

Basically every Filipino kid in grade school felt attacked when they taught about Ferdinand Magellan

First guy to say "rip you a new asshole" was very serious about but didn't really think it through

Fortune

When your order gets messed up

Dad googles "Internet trends" in hopes to impress his son

When you offered to make dinner for your family...

When you want your parents to check for monsters under your bed but you forgot you hid last nights dinner there

When a store employee stops you to check your receipt before you leave because they think you're stealing #retrocomedy

When you're in the grocery line with your mom but she forgot the eggs

When your parents make you do something over because they didn't see you do it the first time

When your substitute don't play #TryMe

Entering A Friends House VS Entering A BEST Friends House (w/ Christian DelGrosso) #remake

Why is every movie the #1 Movie In America?