spilling his water then having seizures
tweaking his nipples in ecstasy
licking a magazine then getting licked on the shoulder then licking the magazine again
getting slapped on the belly
shouting a sentence while pointing at the back of the room
sharing his wisdom with you
standing still with his hands in the air
angrily shouting at you then showing off his hairy chest
licking a magazine while tweaking his nipples then licking his lips
spitting water on his chest then putting a woman in her place
watering the crowd like plants while tweaking his nipples