Masturbation normally doesn't help when I'm out of TP
Larry the Cable Guy's Tooth Fairy 2
Hanging yourself in public is rude and illegal
After a long hard day of work, it's always good to sit down and watch some Fred videos
Broccoli makes a terrible clothing iron
Starting a racist cover band called "The Plantation"
I use school fundraiser money to fund my meth addiction
Pickles can make good glow sticks
Anyone know any good baked beans recipes