When I find that gnat that’s been bugging me all day…
I’m just vibin’ with the times...
Slow Internet has my blood boiling
When that new single drops, and it’s fire
Girls: “Boys don’t understand betrayal.” The Boys:
When I see a corgi on the far side of a crowd.
The K-On girls got REALLY good!
The DM when someone ROYALLY screws up...
‘Cause puns and I like annoying my friends
When you’re not quite into the Christmas spirit just yet...
It’s Halloween, so I might as well teach you all an effective curse.
Cause we need some Filthy Frank in our lives
Jaywalkers when a light won’t change fast enough
When your friend starts talking shit...