"Why are all the cute guys taken?"
When you got to give bae the bad news...
This cat is literally Satan... sara haase
BigCatDerek Try not to...? #shetried
He really hates "Marry You" by Bruno Mars
When you're sick and your cough wakes your ugly ass up... #relateable #sick
All this country is full of is hatred, greed, selfishness, violence, and racism. We are all human! Get the fuck over it #WEARETHERESISTANCE
To the people that still believe nothing is wrong & will fight another, I'll pray for you But I'll fight for my freedom #WEARETHERESISTANCE
I'm fucking Mexican... Get the fuck out... -__-
Sorry Nelly, not falling for that shit... #lol #totalrejection #fuckyou
When guys tell they're friends they gave the D vs. when girls tell their friends they got the D #relatable #itsthetruthdontlie
When it's late and you need a snack
Mom is the only that still listens to this...
Don't change my song mom!