#BuyNothingDay2013 #BlackFridaysLike a polka party moshpit. Stay home, make someone a card.
#BlackFridaysLike ... How the fuck do they make these ignorant jokes daily... #ZooOfIgnorance
#BuyNothingDay2013 #BlackFridaysLike a pig feeding frenzy. Stay home this year.
#BuyNothingDay2013 #BlackFridaysLike an actual cause of death an injury. (Blackfridaydeathcount.com, since 2006) Don't participate.
#BuyNothingDay2013 #BlackFridaysLike a Waffle House brawl. Don't participate.
#BuyNothingDay2013 #BlackFridaysLike animal stampedes. Don't buy anything today to stop contributing to the sadness.
#BuyNothingDay2013 #BlackFridaysLike the death of the American dream.