#dbgetssadtoanything

DBGreatness blind racist ex just cheated on him because she just realized he was black. #DBGetsSadToAnything

DBGreatness only loved one girl, that girl was his pet fish. She died and he think he would never love again. #DBGetsSadToAnything

Alison was the first girl to ever stick her whole fist up DBGreatness asshole. #DBGetsSadToAnything

DBGreatness tried some viagra, but it didnt work. Later that night, he realized he shouldnt have taken the whole bottle #DBGetsSadToAnything

DBGreatness got his penis chopped off by a hooker he paid 5 dollars too. #DBGetsSadToAnything