#daresafetytips

Kill you! Kill you! Kill you! Mannnnnnnnnnnnn #DareSafetyTips #SNV

I've got a lot of friends in Colorado that I'd like you to meet, Retro Bill. #DareSafetyTips

I'm glad to see that Retro Bill is treating this sensitive subject with the stoic seriousness it deserves [BONK!] #DareSafetyTips

OGVHS Challenge - Answer this #DareSafetyTips question. The commenter that makes me laugh hardest win a very special prize.

After you're done not getting molested - would it kill ya to eat a carrot? #DareSafetyTips

Pretty sure my secret code would definitely not contain the word 'dong'. #DareSafetyTips #tckrhppy

Straw Poll - Should I keep posting videos from #DareSafetyTips reply #RetroJoe for Yes or #RetroNo for No! I'll check in at 10:30 or so.

Johnny Retro ❤ Hot Dogs #RightOn #DareSafetyTips #RetroJohnny

So I think I'm going to start a Vine gang called the #RetroBillKillSquad Who wants in? P.S. Don't you dare play outside #DareSafetyTips

"Once they get you in their car - you many never get away!" Thanks Retro Bill! #DareSafetyTips

Retro Bill seems to have stepped into an inter-dimensional warp and ended up confronted by one of Valium Village's Finest #DareSafetyTips

6 Seconds. 7 Sound Effects. 1 Douche Bag. #RetroBill #DareSafetyTips

Out by special request to Pasta Harbinger - A Retro Bill Sound Effect Supercut. FWIW this came from 5 minutes of footage. #DareSafetyTips

Do you like your propaganda to come from a man with a perfectly coifed pompadour and tons of sound effects? I got you ;-) #DareSafetyTips