#imtoogoodforfacebook

I'm too good for Facebook. You're gonna get my sickly status updates. #ImTooGoodForFacebook

Yeah. The last 10 mins if my life yielded 20+ drafts that got deleted. #LNIC Late Night Insomniacs Club #ImTooGoodForFacebook

I hope you enjoy it. I'm laughing hard and it's hurting me. See how I hurt for you! For the VINE!! #ImTooGoodForFacebook

Gravel is a nick name for this dehydrated ground beef my dad uses when he does like hiking trips. #ImTooGoodForFacebook

Simple Ass Beef 'n Barley. Long ass crock pot style. #ImTooGoodForFacebook

One sec. I made an Oopsie. #ImTooGoodForFacebook

#ImTooGoodForFacebook

I'm hungry. Is so good. #ImTooGoodForFacebook

I don't wanna do this. Easy workday... With 3 hrs of drive on each side. #ImTooGoodForFacebook

Too high brow for Facebook. Far too infinite for Twitter. It's for the vine for sure. #ImTooGoodForFacebook