#markofthebeastvhs👹

Even the craziest religious zealots get it right every now and again. 👹#MarkOfTheBeastVHS👹

TIL: UPC Codes = The Mark of the Beast. WHO KNEW! 👹#MarkOfTheBeastVHS👹

I UNDERSTAND NOW! 👹#MarkOfTheBeastVHS👹

I'm pretty sure Guard #2 uses the Strasberg method. Allegedly even toying with the Meisner technique at times. 👹#MarkOfTheBeastVHS👹

.....well you can start by chilling the fuck out. 👹#MarkOfTheBeastVHS👹

Yes Bob. You're going to hell because you drank a Dasani water bottle with a friggin UPC code on it. 💯 👹#MarkOfTheBeastVHS👹

⚠️ Be careful. ⚠️ It's DANGEROUS out there. 👹#MarkOfTheBeastVHS👹

"...but women LOVED his sweet dick." 👹#MarkOfTheBeastVHS👹

"When the bodies weep..." is my favorite line from any insane religious zealot song I've heard yet. 👹#MarkOfTheBeastVHS👹

This is the first 9 seconds of #MarkOfTheBeastVHS (compressed into 6.5). BIG ups to Sock Cop for the VHS - Coming through big time friend.

You have GOT to be kidding me...... 👹#MarkOfTheBeastVHS👹

I always kinda had a feeling UPC codes were evil whenever I have to scan my own merchandise at Quick Check. 👹#MarkOfTheBeastVHS👹

"GODDAMNIT STEVE! Why would you send us to Mount Nerf to stone him! This is going to take FOREVER!" 👹#MarkOfTheBeastVHS👹

I pledge allegiance to THAT COAT! 👹#MarkOfTheBeastVHS👹

I've only watched 19 seconds of 👹#MarkOfTheBeastVHS👹 and I'm already almost scared enough to vote for realDonaldTrump Thanks Sock Cop

WHERE IS YOU'RE LORD AND SAVIOR NOW KRINGLE!? 👹#MarkOfTheBeastVHS👹

You guys remember when Protestants were rounded up and sent off......... Oh wait that was the Jews. 👹#MarkOfTheBeastVHS👹

🎶2 by 2 - They waved goodbye🎶 🎶3 by 3 - They ate some Pie🎶 👹#MarkOfTheBeastVHS👹