#popefiction

#PopeFiction

#PopeFiction The Vatican is a city-state, whose absolute monarch is selected by a religious aristocracy. The Pope is essentially a dictator

Give the Vatican to the poor and I'll treat you as royalty. #PopeFiction #PopeinUS

THE POPE SAYS THINGS IN PUBLIC BUT DOES THINGS CONTRARY TO WHAT HE SAYS. #PopeFiction

...while celebrating new abortion laws in Masses. 😈 #PopeFiction

*USED* Vatican Broom - HAS SWEPT PAPAL SKIN CELLS & HAIR. $3,000,000 OBO #PopeFiction