#smalltownminnesota

#SmallTownMinnesota It's almost like eating in your grammas cluttered tiny house.
Blue haireds give me road rage #SmallTownMinnesota
#SmallTownMinnesota This is what the local pizza joint calls a "buffet".
#ElderlyProstitution in #SmallTownMinnesota 10$ and a glass of Ovaltine gets you full service.
#SmallTownMinnesota This was the second parking space the old lady tried. The first one had more space! #OldPeopleProblems
The problems with living in #SmallTownMinnesota
In #SmallTownMinnesota one does not just go out to eat. You must visit with the everyone in the joint for 30 mins first.