#bedtimestory

Back to Bed

the fülesmackó conundrum.

One of my Vines from 2014. When you're reading your children a bedtime story, and your wife disturbs you by yawning.

Tonight's #bedtimestory started like this...🐰🔋🐰🔋🐰🔋🔋🔋 I had a #hardtime keeping it #PG😩😩😩😩 Being a #dirtymindedperson is a #curse😩😫😏😏😈🐰🔋🔋🔋🔋🍷💋

The #duck #story. #Doge #Fivenightsatfreddys #RubberDucky #babyduck #cute #horrible #wtf #nightmarefuel #awww #Vinestory #bedtimestory

No bedtime story tonight. #toomanycocks #inappropriate #bedtimestory

#tbt #bedtimestory #story / #poem April 30, 2003. 12 years ago today. Not my best, not my worst. Here the #monsters are behind the dresser