Look lady - If a fella wants to bone down with an intimate object of his own design - that's his business..... #cyber95
This is what hug looks like when you meet on internet in 1994 #cyber95
Bloodless courtship? That sounds like either some Vampire shit, or some pagan shit.....What's the alternative? A bloody courtship? #cyber95
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This man is a trailblazer of Internet Porn. He also cannot pronounce words. #cyber95
I did NOT realize the Samsung Mobile US Gear VR Headset supported third party attachments!!! #cyber95
Are you on internet? Are you ready to see the worlds most awkward hug? #cyber95
1st person to tweet @ogvhs a picture of yourself with a CD Rom copy of Seymour Butts II and today's paper gets a special prize. #cyber95
I'm sincerely glad to be friends with all of you, at a physical distance (I have personal space issues). #cyber95
If you don't speak educated bigot 1995 edition here's the translation: "San Fransisco: There are loads of gay people there." #cyber95
What could go wrong? #cyber95