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Hard UwU

Engineering genius

The massager almost malfunctioned

When you forget you're at work

Cashier: the usual? 5 liters of beer? Me: juice. Cashier:

Are you sober? My voice mail:

I instantly forget what she said How she sees me in this moment:

When he kissed her neck

IQ test

Take off your underwear if it's dry Me:

Nice two Just hit the paws 🥊

Did you say family?

Her: will you have some gum? Me: Give me two, like in the commercials She: what commercial?

The voice of a baby velociraptor calling for its mother

When you broke up and everything reminds you of him.

I'm on holiday saying I don't drink. I also say the next morning

Boy: I can't be with you, you're a difficult character Man:

When she says you don't have to spit out food, you have to swallow it. That's when I:

When you kissed for a long time and she took your sword

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