I hate the sun. It's evil.

I hate tans. The sun is a curse. I'm all itchy. #Notanforme

Some hater asked me to take off the ugly mask but it seems to be glued on. Sorry.

I hate my hair.

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Chocolate on the phone isn't a zit on my forehead.

Maybe you like that sort of thing but it sends a chill up my spine. Piercing-fine. Picking at it- gross.

Or a kick in the lungs to be able to breathe.

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Bright lights are not good for gremlins or quickie dye jobs.

And that's all I have to say about it.