Yeah. Hipsters really ruined the whole drinking experience. Hard cider tastes like… well, it just tastes terrible.

You've made a stupid choice. Stupid hipsters.

In Hungary, it’s considered “nice” to be a good drinker (version 1)…

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I don't always drink beer but when I do IT SHORE AIN'T PBR. I'd rather drink straight outa the Hudson.

I've had a beard for over 30 years. Never had a microbrew in my life. AND if I were a hipster, I'd be their fucking GOD.

This mess is horrible. It's gonna take me hours I get it done. #HardCider to the rescue.

I hate carbonation. Hate me for being a hater. Go ahead.

There's too much shit going on tonight. Just have a drink and keep it cool like Kimbodiddleydoo

Jeebus please send these sinners a decent lager & smite the makers of Straw-beer-itas & the like. Amen.

It's awful. And not even that cheap. Is it a hipster thing?