This mess is horrible. It's gonna take me hours I get it done. #HardCider to the rescue.

“Filmkiller”: Take a cold beer, Turi.

Hey, Dr. Poop! Help me create something new.

Yeah. Hipsters really ruined the whole drinking experience. Hard cider tastes like… well, it just tastes terrible.

I can't even describe how bad it is.

I took a swig from the bottle to see if it was still good. It is but now I've got a weird perfume burp thing going on.

#LNIC #LNICiSoldMySoulFor fantastically epic pipes, and epic pop culture reference timing. Bow down.

Yes. I was.

The glass is not nearly large enough. (Side note, this was take 3. Ugh)

Can you tell?

Happy Birthday mattblackstock! 3 dollar champagne doesn't work for chugging, but cheers!