It would basically be a name-changing scenario… #ifiwenttohogwarts. (pastatute)

I'd be concerned about ethnic slurs, #ifiwenttohogwarts. (pastatute)

#ifiwenttohogwarts (a pastatute shindig//really hoping someone didn't already do this// ft. My horrible accent)

#ifiwenttohogwarts I'm sure this joke has been so much (a pastatute thing)

#ifiwenttohogwarts... (pastatute)

It'd be a name-changer, #ifiwenttohogwarts. [Cutting room floor version.] (pastatute)

#HogwartsLife [Adam Newman]

#ifiwenttohogwarts tbh I'd never get there to begin with (pastatute tag)

#ifiwenttohogwarts I would get called a muggle so fast

I don't even like Daniel Radcliffe or Harry Potter but I thought this was funny 😂 I was bored ok 😂

#HighatHogwarts IB Adam P'Funk Newman