WhimperingLocker

Eric Andre

Niggas from 2007 be like

QUIT SAYING THE 'N' WORD. MALAYSIA PARGO

When he's been evading and rejecting your cocoa butter kisses, and you've decided to give him the pneumatic kiss of death.

When there was a promise for kisses, but the kisses are cold and wet and lessen circulation on the lips. Thus causing the lips to turn purple.

When General Vargas wants you turn the Gayness on and off.

Mistakes will be made

General Vargas when he declines a wet cocoa butter kiss.

When General Vargas says "No Girls Allowed Inside the Citadel."

When someone questions General Vargas and his authority over who gets wet kisses on the lips

When General Vargas says the most manliest thing you can do is pop a wet kiss on a fellow desert rangers lips.

When you decline General Vargas' offer of sweet cocoa butter kisses on the lips.

When Debbie the nun promises to make the stalks of celery sparkling clean, and proceeds to pass out ranch dressing in styrofoam cups.

When the lime Sodas, and unlimited ice cream rock your body like a 12 gauge shotgun.

When you confront a sexually aggressive, female Robin Williams.

I cant find my grandson

Where did I go wrong

Guess what

When the Chieftain asks for plentiful bounty from the River God Dante Cuomo.

There is nothing more terrifying than the permanence of our own reality.