WhimperingLocker

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Shot Buck's StyleFree Based Radio House Dog

Patience is not a virtue, but a guilty pleasure and sin.

Me, when Moises, the cashier at the Speedway gas station, rejects my proposal of dinner and a show.

When the Kansas City voice over community is extended a warm, nurturing hand, and responds with fruitful wet kisses on the lips.

When you fumble your way, with an Iron fist, as the supreme beefcake of the Croatian rap game.

Me internally, when Daddy doesn't come to watch my performance at the NCAA track and field tournament.

When your mom tells you that your gay lovers can’t come over so you have to get on skype.

If Dog The Bounty Hunter Was Paid In Crotches, Does That Mean I Can Continue My Pursuits In The Caulk Business?

When you try to pray the privates away, but your gastrointestinal canal is a playground for highway robber germs.