#nycproblems

Just say no to coyotes. #NYCproblems

Yeah. Sure you granola-cruncher. Wild coyotes scampering about. They don't even pick up after themselves. 💩#NYCproblems

Freakin me out #NYCproblems

So I'm BETWEEN COYOTES? #NYCproblems

Airing out testicles. #NYCproblems

Weren't the crackheads a few years ago enough wildlife? #NYCproblems

This isn't fun. Coyotes? Riverside Park is a block from me. #NYCproblems

God hates me. Too much winter. #NYCproblems

Maybe if I did this on the subway Id get a car to myself. Probably not. #NYCproblems

If you like drinking Clorox it's fine. #NYCproblems #nyc